Welcome

Welcome to the I hate JOHAN club.

This is for anyone who feels annoyed and just wants to bitch. Anyone can be a Johan but there are many different types. What i mean by this is the angry factor you feel towards your Johan.

Level 1 Johan the Dumb



Level 2 Johan the Seth Efrikan




Level 3 Johan the chimp that just wont die!!!





Level 4 Johan the retarded chimp that just dont seem to get out of your face and you just wish he would just die by gettin a bomb rammed up his ass and his eyeballs being eaten with maggots. (warning this is a very rare level but it does occur if u meet the real thing).

Now you must be wondering what or who Johan is well its very simple a Johan is a person you hate with such a degree of hatred that you just blame everything on him because lets face it ladies and gents that reason "Johan" was put on this world for.

Or a Johan can be one of those many bullshit stories you hear from dumb fucks that believe what they say is actually real like skateboarding in a hottub and doin the "amazing" tricks that noone else can do
"cough -- RICHARD AHERN --- cough---- DICK HEAD--- cough".

Hopefully i will amaze you at the stories that are told which are full of shit espcially coming from "THE ORGINAL JOHAN" SHOCK!!! yes he does exist sadly :( so hopefully you will all enjoy these stories.

Also on another note if some dumb fucks also read this plz plz learn from the Johan mistakes note to create stories like these!!!!!!! or any stories in fact just drop dead save the world from yourself.